First, the one that I actually submitted to the SPC group on Flickr:
"Don't drop your wife's ceramic crock pot off a six foot ladder onto a concrete driveway"
Ah yes, sometimes the best rules to break are the ones that are often left unspoken.
Actually, I'm not even sure if this should be considered "rule breaking" since no one has ever actually told me not to do this.
See the inset time-lapse better LARGE
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#2
"Do or do not -- there is no try" -- Master Yoda
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#3
"Let the Wookiee win." -- C3P0
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#4
"Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb" -- The Joker -- Batman (1989)
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This is actually from the rhubarb plant we have in our own yard, so I guess, in actual fact, I'm rubbing my own rhubarb, which, if it's not a rule, sure sounds like it ought to be! :-)
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